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Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
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Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
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Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
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A. No, they both burn shorter!
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Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
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Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
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More later