Be strong Honey, I love you...

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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for

money and guns, but only finds a young couple.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying

the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck,

then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is

an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of

time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be

strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was

whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute.

"Be strong, honey, I love you, too

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