Best software to do nothing

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Enjoy the new NaDaâ„¢ 0.5 !

NaDaâ„¢ is a new concept. A thought, really. It is very light : 1 byte. It doesn't take long to fetch. It doesn't take long to understand. It doesn't disturb your habits nor does it makes you feel insecure. It is a reassuring piece of software that does nothing, and does it very well. That's a lot !

Most products we see on the market want to increase our productivity, organize our screen joyfully or make wonders with our sound card, but NaDaâ„¢ does nothing. This is a revolutionary whole new approach, a concept far beyond what you usually expect from the software industry. Download it and forget it.
NaDaâ„¢ 0.0 should be released by the end of the year.

NaDaâ„¢ 0.9 was a system software extension for the Macintosh, but the new improved NaDaâ„¢ 0.5 is just a document of 1 byte for all Operating Systems. You don't have to restart your computer for installation.
What is NaDaâ„¢ ?
NaDaâ„¢ is a simple document that will make you feel good.
NaDaâ„¢ does not take much space on a hard disk drive, it is only 1 byte.
NaDaâ„¢ does nothing and does it in a very efficient way.
NaDaâ„¢ does not waste precious processor cycles because it is actually doing nothing.
NaDaâ„¢ does not use any memory.

Who can use NaDaâ„¢ ?

Everybody ! NaDaâ„¢ does nothing for everybody. And it's free.

Can I expect any incompatibilities with NaDaâ„¢ ?

No.

Can I hope any benefits from NaDaâ„¢ ?

NaDaâ„¢ will make you feel good. It is as light and as deep as a simple thought. It's like a world with no wars.

Can I (not) use NaDaâ„¢ on an old computer ?

Sure. NaDaâ„¢ is compatible with any hardware you can imagine. For example, NaDaâ„¢ does nothing on Ze PowerSuitcase, Ze Cube (Think Clear!) or on the SE/30-TV.

I have heard somewhere that NaDaâ„¢ could be a virus ?

No. We would not even have the coding knowledge to create a virus. And we would certainly not advertise such an evil program on our web site. Where did you get that ?

A note about file size

Although NaDaâ„¢ is just 1 byte, your computer's Operating System will store its files on the hard disk using a minimum allocation block, which will typically be 4KB.
Bug Reports

There are no bugs in NaDaâ„¢. It is impossible.

(But you never know...)

However, if you experience something you think might be a bug in NaDaâ„¢, please report it by sending a message to

plz do not d/l anything from this webby, this is only for , well ... nothing.
http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/
oops i should have posted it in software section coz its software actually :p
 
lol.nice find :rofl:
"I'm very satisfied with your new product. One of the amazing benefits you failed to mention is that even after being deleted it continues to do nothing. At first I found this a little disturbing, but the persistance of effect eventually gave me a sense of faith in the enduring strength of Nothing, a touchstone in a world gone mad."
 
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