Spacescreamer
Innovator
A couple once decided to giv themselves a break and planned to go for a holiday at a scenic place in a middle east country.
The Land of mystries and magic lamps which they had heard abt so mch ..
The place where they were put up.. had a Golf cource nearby and so they decided to go and giv it a try.
The husband asked her wife to hv a shot , and pitched in to teach her...
However, being a noobie .. she plays a dreadful shot and breaks the windowpane of a nearby house.
The couple goes to say sorry and retrieve the ball .. When they enter the house they were astonished to see that the house had a strange arabic theme to it.. the furniture, the carpet, the painting.
They noticed an man dressed in a traditional Purple Arabic attire sitting on the sofa. They asked him who is wd be.. He said fumingly... "I am the Genie and my master left me to take care of the house.. and look wot u have done"
The couple were shell shocked and cudnt think anymore... Meeting an angry Genie was the last thing they cud imagine..
The Genie seemed really red wid anger...
The couple says sorry.. The Genie replied "By Virtue of my power.. i can fix it.. bt saying sorry wont do..This is a really expensive glass.. Wot do i get in return of spending my power?? Lookin towards the female in a rather risque and suggestive manner..
The couple think for a minute, as they understood wot he wanted.. then they agree, as gettin into a legal scuffle in a foreign land wd be disastrous..
"Ok.. but make it snappy" the man said .. "U can retire to the bar of my master.. i ll refill the bottles.. " the Genie said ..
The Genie takes the girl upstairs and makes passionate love to her for an hour..
Then , while smoking .. he asked the Girl .. tell me .. hw long hv u ppl been married??
"8 years" she said..
"So he mst be somewhere in his late thirties..??"
"More actually" she replied..
"And Stil He believes in This Genie Shit ...??? "
The Land of mystries and magic lamps which they had heard abt so mch ..
The place where they were put up.. had a Golf cource nearby and so they decided to go and giv it a try.
The husband asked her wife to hv a shot , and pitched in to teach her...
However, being a noobie .. she plays a dreadful shot and breaks the windowpane of a nearby house.
The couple goes to say sorry and retrieve the ball .. When they enter the house they were astonished to see that the house had a strange arabic theme to it.. the furniture, the carpet, the painting.
They noticed an man dressed in a traditional Purple Arabic attire sitting on the sofa. They asked him who is wd be.. He said fumingly... "I am the Genie and my master left me to take care of the house.. and look wot u have done"
The couple were shell shocked and cudnt think anymore... Meeting an angry Genie was the last thing they cud imagine..
The Genie seemed really red wid anger...
The couple says sorry.. The Genie replied "By Virtue of my power.. i can fix it.. bt saying sorry wont do..This is a really expensive glass.. Wot do i get in return of spending my power?? Lookin towards the female in a rather risque and suggestive manner..
The couple think for a minute, as they understood wot he wanted.. then they agree, as gettin into a legal scuffle in a foreign land wd be disastrous..
"Ok.. but make it snappy" the man said .. "U can retire to the bar of my master.. i ll refill the bottles.. " the Genie said ..
The Genie takes the girl upstairs and makes passionate love to her for an hour..
Then , while smoking .. he asked the Girl .. tell me .. hw long hv u ppl been married??
"8 years" she said..
"So he mst be somewhere in his late thirties..??"
"More actually" she replied..
"And Stil He believes in This Genie Shit ...??? "