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.......Ramayana As told by.............Bill Gates.......
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS - RAM, LSI-man,
BUG-rat, and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C-ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be
installed and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At
this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-wan,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he
marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the SOURCE CODE
for her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew
RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from her
LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE)
to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over
the forest. They made friendship with the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR of
forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev
agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN
SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED
all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds
and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS (Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK
something about C-ta. Some of them even shouted YAHOO but they all
ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.
Several other SERACH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK
SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C-ta.
After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around C-ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the VIRUS 'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN
happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS
MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for
the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man
with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on
earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
Thus ends the RAM-ayana.com
hyeah:
.......Ramayana As told by.............Bill Gates.......
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS - RAM, LSI-man,
BUG-rat, and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C-ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be
installed and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At
this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-wan,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he
marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the SOURCE CODE
for her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew
RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from her
LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE)
to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over
the forest. They made friendship with the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR of
forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev
agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN
SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED
all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds
and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS (Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK
something about C-ta. Some of them even shouted YAHOO but they all
ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.
Several other SERACH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK
SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C-ta.
After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around C-ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the VIRUS 'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN
happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS
MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for
the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man
with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on
earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
Thus ends the RAM-ayana.com
hyeah: