A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me." Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself."
Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me." Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself."