California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. :S
Illinois: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. :hap2:
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.:hap5:
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. :hap5:
Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. :tongue:
Illinois, Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. :S
New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. :S
Florida: It is considered an offense to shower naked. :no:
Maryland, Baltimore : It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. :huh:
Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. :cool2:
California, San Francisco: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. :bleh:
Illinois: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. :hap2:
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.:hap5:
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. :hap5:
Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. :tongue:
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Illinois, Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. :S
New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. :S
Florida: It is considered an offense to shower naked. :no:
Maryland, Baltimore : It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. :huh:
Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. :cool2:
California, San Francisco: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. :bleh: