LifezGooD
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A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up
and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she
will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in
economy, and she won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid for economy class, she will have to leave first class and
return to her assigned seat in economy
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot that he probably
should call ahead to have the police waiting when they land to arrest
this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
She says in reply, "Oh, I'm sorry." She then gets up and goes back to
her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot
what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Houston."
and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she
will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in
economy, and she won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid for economy class, she will have to leave first class and
return to her assigned seat in economy
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot that he probably
should call ahead to have the police waiting when they land to arrest
this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
She says in reply, "Oh, I'm sorry." She then gets up and goes back to
her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot
what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Houston."
...read this in some website..
