A man walks in to a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him, and
as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.The man
says "I'll have a hamburger , fries and a coke," and trurning to the
ostrich. "Whats yours?" "I'll have the same says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and gave the same order
to the waitress, and the ostrich said, and I''ll have the same."
Once again the man reacheds in his pocket and pays the with the exact
change. This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter
again . "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No this is Friday night, so I
will have a steak, baked potato and salad." "Same for me " said the
ostrich. A short time later the waitress comes with the order, and says
"that will be $ 12.62."
Once again the man pulls the ecavt change from his pocket and places it
on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curosity any longer."Excuse me,sir.How
do you manage to come up with the exact change out of your pocket every
time?"
"Well" says the man,"several years ago I was cleaning the attic, and I
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
"My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my
hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.
"Thats brilliant" says the waitress."Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something,but you'll always be as rich as you want as
long as you live."
"Thats right. Whether its a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks,"One other thing, sir what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.The man
says "I'll have a hamburger , fries and a coke," and trurning to the
ostrich. "Whats yours?" "I'll have the same says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and gave the same order
to the waitress, and the ostrich said, and I''ll have the same."
Once again the man reacheds in his pocket and pays the with the exact
change. This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter
again . "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No this is Friday night, so I
will have a steak, baked potato and salad." "Same for me " said the
ostrich. A short time later the waitress comes with the order, and says
"that will be $ 12.62."
Once again the man pulls the ecavt change from his pocket and places it
on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curosity any longer."Excuse me,sir.How
do you manage to come up with the exact change out of your pocket every
time?"
"Well" says the man,"several years ago I was cleaning the attic, and I
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
"My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my
hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.
"Thats brilliant" says the waitress."Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something,but you'll always be as rich as you want as
long as you live."
"Thats right. Whether its a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks,"One other thing, sir what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
