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bluediamond

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Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.
Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real

big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better

having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts

only when I find you on Chat
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right

back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes

to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah

tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which

generates nth prime number,Given value of n. Would you

give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is

it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves

the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting

impatiently for heroin to Arrive.

All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat

window...)
Heroin: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, she's

kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give

me stupid work
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl

these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print

nth prime Number, given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.

You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur

mail in an hour from now.ok?

Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME

TO

YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!

YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
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:tongue:

Any similar chatting experiences? ;)
 
:rofl:
nope.....never:D

dont want such a thing to happen either:P

But, there are times when i have pasted huge codes in the wrong window while chatting to many ppl.....ending up with all sorts of weird replies :rofl:
 
There was this frnd of mine, a PL (Proj Lead) at my earlier workplace...We shared the same boss.....
He had just got himself a new cellphone with a bluetooth headset and he was trying it out...I gave him a call on his cell and we were chatting (over the phone) when his desk phone rang....It was from the gargoyle (our boss).....Our man (the PL) tells the gargoyle that he'll call him in 5 mins, and resumes his chat with me....
Me-" Kiska call tha?" (who called?)
Friend- " aur kaun yaar, usi c%$^*@a, H#@$%, gargoyle ka phone tha" (Who else, but the the blasted %^$^$^ gargoyle!)

Poor guy never realized that the gargoye had walked up to his seat and was standing behind him

Me- " Abe, Gargoyle there peeche khada hai" (Gargoyle's standing right behind you)

STUNNED Silence :O

Poor gargoyle just walked back to his seat..... :ohyeah:

The vibes between the two, esp during team meetings were worth watching for at least the next 1 month :D
 
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