Computer Shayari !

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Disciple
>Kal jab mile thhe....
>to dil mein hua ek sound.
>Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
>your file not found!
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>Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
>woh repeat kar doonga...
>Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
>ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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>Shayad mere pyar ko
>taste karna bhool gaye...
>Dil sey aisa cut kiya
>ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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>Laakhon honge nigaah mein
>kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
>Mere pyaar ke icon pe
>kabhi to double-click karo...
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>Roz subha hum karte hain
>pyar se unhe good morning...
>Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
>jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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>Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
>I don't like your face.
>Par dil ke storage mein
>No more disk space.
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>Ghar se jab tum nikale
>pehen ke reshmi gown.
>Jaane kitne dilon ka
>ho gaya Server down.
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>Jabse meri zindagi mein,
>aayi hai ik female.
>Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
>kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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>Dil se ek ishq ki
>application create kar raha hoon.
>Pyaar se Debug karna
>mein wait kar raha hoon.
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>Tumhaare intezaar mein
>neend aayee aur sogaya.
>Yeh dekho mera connection
>time out ho gaya.......
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>Nazar mein to Ek ayi hain
>aur shaayad lonely bhi hain...
>Lekin Problem ye hai ki Voh
>ab READ ONLY hain...

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