Eazy say: Anyone who has time to read all this needs to find some thing better to do in their life.
Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucius say: He who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Man who **** in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who throw dirt is losing ground.
Confucius say: The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Better to be f***ed off, than p***ed on.
Confucius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge.
Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius say: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy feeling nuts.
Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Confucius say: Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say: Man with big mouth beware of foot.
Confucius say: Man who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily
mechanic.
Confucius say: House without bathroom is uncanny.
Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano - Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons.
Confucius say: Man who sits on stool smells like sh*t.
Confucius say: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Confucius say: He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Confucius say: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew.
Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs.
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose
Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts.
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived
Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick
Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say: I didn't say that
Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm.
Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed.
Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people
Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl
Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down.
Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius Say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge.
Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!
Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky!
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu
Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why?
Confucius say: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Confucius say: Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver
Confucius say: Nothing. Because he's dead!
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church
Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up.
Confucius say: People who quote me are fools!
Confucius Say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucius say: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock
Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say: Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved.
Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
Confucius say: The early worm has a death wish...
Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it.
Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius say: Too darn much!
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone.
Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Confucius say: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: When baby cry, give bust in face.
Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out
Confucius say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
Confucius say: When lady say no, she mean maybe.
Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady.
Confucius say: Why did Confucius always speak in English?
Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife
Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition.
Confucius say: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up!
Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
Confucius say: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over.
Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire.
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew!
Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius say, "He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot."
Confucius say: "A girl's best asset is her `lie' ability."
Confucius say: "A Watched Tandy Never Boots!"
Confucius say: "America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant."
Confucius say: "Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant."
Confucius say: "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
Confucius say: "Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
Confucius say: "Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!"
Confucius say: "Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work."
Confucius say: "Do unto others what you think is funny."
Confucius say: "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is."
Confucius say: "Don't quote me with stupid accent."
Confucius say: "Girl who goes to bed with detective must kiss dick."
Confucius say: "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say: "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted."
Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae driver."
Confucius say: "He who fishes in another man's well often catch crabs."
Confucius say: "He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
Confucius say: "He who puts face in punch bowl... get punch in nose."
Confucius say: "He who refuses to listen is lying."
Confucius say: "He who stick head in oven gets baked bean."
Confucius say: "He who sucks nipples make clean breast of things."
Confucius say: "He with no taglines is deprived."
Confucius say: "House without toilet is uncanny."
Confucius say: "I didn't say that!"
Confucius say: "If chain still swinging seat will be warm."
Confucius say: "If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed."
Confucius say: "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
Confucius say: "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON button."
Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie."
Confucius say: "Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball."
Confucius say: "Look for helping hand on end of own arm."
Confucius say: "Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers."
Confucius say: "Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag."
Confucius say: "Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud."
Confucius say: "Man that fights wife, get no piece at night."
Confucius say: "Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam."
Confucius say: "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
Confucius say: "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: "Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag."
Confucius say: "Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit."
Confucius say: "Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
Confucius say: "Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast."
Confucius say: "Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face."
Confucius say: "Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
Confucius say: "Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
Confucius say: "Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth."
Confucius say: "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement."
Confucius say: "Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: "Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth."
Confucius say: "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
Confucius say: "Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner."
Confucius say: "Man who put cream in tart, not always baker."
Confucius say: "Man who read woman like book, prefer braille edition."
Confucius say: "Man who screw cook in pantry often get ass in jam."
Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
Confucius say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"
Confucius say: "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
Confucius say: "Man who step in it often say it."
Confucius say: "Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
Confucius say: "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
Confucius say: "Man with an unchecked parachute jump to conclusion."
Confucius say: "Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
Confucius say: "Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
Confucius say: "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
Confucius say: "Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver."
Confucius say: "Nothing." Because he's dead!
Confucius say: "People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up."
Confucius say: "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
Confucius say: "Place to look for helping hand is end of of own arm."
Confucius say: "Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose"
Confucius say: "Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: "Show off always shown up in showdown."
Confucius say: "The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it."
Confucius say: "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door."
Confucius say: "Those who quote me are fools."
Confucius say: "Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say: "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
Confucius say: "Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed."
Confucius say: "Wife who put man in dog house may find in cat house."
Confucius say: "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy."
Confucius say: "Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock."
Confucius say: "Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring."
Confucius say: "Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over."
Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucius say: He who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Man who **** in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who throw dirt is losing ground.
Confucius say: The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Better to be f***ed off, than p***ed on.
Confucius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge.
Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius say: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy feeling nuts.
Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Confucius say: Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say: Man with big mouth beware of foot.
Confucius say: Man who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily
mechanic.
Confucius say: House without bathroom is uncanny.
Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano - Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons.
Confucius say: Man who sits on stool smells like sh*t.
Confucius say: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Confucius say: He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Confucius say: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew.
Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs.
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose
Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts.
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived
Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick
Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say: I didn't say that
Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm.
Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed.
Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people
Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl
Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down.
Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius Say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge.
Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!
Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky!
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu
Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why?
Confucius say: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Confucius say: Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver
Confucius say: Nothing. Because he's dead!
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church
Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up.
Confucius say: People who quote me are fools!
Confucius Say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucius say: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock
Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say: Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved.
Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
Confucius say: The early worm has a death wish...
Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it.
Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius say: Too darn much!
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone.
Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Confucius say: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: When baby cry, give bust in face.
Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out
Confucius say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
Confucius say: When lady say no, she mean maybe.
Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady.
Confucius say: Why did Confucius always speak in English?
Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife
Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition.
Confucius say: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up!
Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
Confucius say: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over.
Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire.
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew!
Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius say, "He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot."
Confucius say: "A girl's best asset is her `lie' ability."
Confucius say: "A Watched Tandy Never Boots!"
Confucius say: "America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant."
Confucius say: "Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant."
Confucius say: "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
Confucius say: "Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
Confucius say: "Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!"
Confucius say: "Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work."
Confucius say: "Do unto others what you think is funny."
Confucius say: "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is."
Confucius say: "Don't quote me with stupid accent."
Confucius say: "Girl who goes to bed with detective must kiss dick."
Confucius say: "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say: "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted."
Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae driver."
Confucius say: "He who fishes in another man's well often catch crabs."
Confucius say: "He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
Confucius say: "He who puts face in punch bowl... get punch in nose."
Confucius say: "He who refuses to listen is lying."
Confucius say: "He who stick head in oven gets baked bean."
Confucius say: "He who sucks nipples make clean breast of things."
Confucius say: "He with no taglines is deprived."
Confucius say: "House without toilet is uncanny."
Confucius say: "I didn't say that!"
Confucius say: "If chain still swinging seat will be warm."
Confucius say: "If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed."
Confucius say: "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
Confucius say: "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON button."
Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie."
Confucius say: "Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball."
Confucius say: "Look for helping hand on end of own arm."
Confucius say: "Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers."
Confucius say: "Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag."
Confucius say: "Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud."
Confucius say: "Man that fights wife, get no piece at night."
Confucius say: "Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam."
Confucius say: "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
Confucius say: "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: "Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag."
Confucius say: "Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit."
Confucius say: "Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
Confucius say: "Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast."
Confucius say: "Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face."
Confucius say: "Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
Confucius say: "Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
Confucius say: "Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth."
Confucius say: "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement."
Confucius say: "Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: "Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth."
Confucius say: "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
Confucius say: "Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner."
Confucius say: "Man who put cream in tart, not always baker."
Confucius say: "Man who read woman like book, prefer braille edition."
Confucius say: "Man who screw cook in pantry often get ass in jam."
Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
Confucius say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"
Confucius say: "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
Confucius say: "Man who step in it often say it."
Confucius say: "Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
Confucius say: "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
Confucius say: "Man with an unchecked parachute jump to conclusion."
Confucius say: "Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
Confucius say: "Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
Confucius say: "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
Confucius say: "Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver."
Confucius say: "Nothing." Because he's dead!
Confucius say: "People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up."
Confucius say: "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
Confucius say: "Place to look for helping hand is end of of own arm."
Confucius say: "Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose"
Confucius say: "Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: "Show off always shown up in showdown."
Confucius say: "The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it."
Confucius say: "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door."
Confucius say: "Those who quote me are fools."
Confucius say: "Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say: "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
Confucius say: "Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed."
Confucius say: "Wife who put man in dog house may find in cat house."
Confucius say: "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy."
Confucius say: "Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock."
Confucius say: "Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring."
Confucius say: "Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over."