1. One thing that baffles me, Why do they sterilise the needle of the so called lethal injection?
2. I go into a bar and ask the bartender for a "double". He brings to me a guy who looks just like me.
3. There was a pun writing contest. I had submitted 10 puns in the hope that one of them would win me the prize. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
4. U know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my car's windscreen that said "Parking Fine".
cha.
2. I go into a bar and ask the bartender for a "double". He brings to me a guy who looks just like me.
3. There was a pun writing contest. I had submitted 10 puns in the hope that one of them would win me the prize. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
4. U know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my car's windscreen that said "Parking Fine".
cha.
