LifezGooD
Adept
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue
of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she
proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you
like
a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue
is
lifted up, the lights go out. The lights went off 3 times. Now, how about
that drink?"
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue
of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she
proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you
like
a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue
is
lifted up, the lights go out. The lights went off 3 times. Now, how about
that drink?"