>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
>Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
>
>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>Customer: "It's eh...,
>hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
>
>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
>Kayu.
>Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
>
>0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
>
>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Customer: "How come?"
>
>Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
>pressure
>and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
>Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
>the
>National Library last week Sir"
>
>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
>much
>will that cost?"
>
>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
>is
>$49.99"
>
>Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
>
>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
>is
>over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
>
>That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
>Sir."
>
>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
>some
>cash before your guy arrives"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
>daily
>limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
>How
>long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
>come
>and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>Customer: " What!"
>
>Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
>Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
>
>Customer: " ????"
>
>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
>bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
>also
>diabetic....... "
>
>Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
>you
>were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
>
>Customer: [Faints]
>
>Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
>
>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>Customer: "It's eh...,
>hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
>
>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
>Kayu.
>Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
>
>0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
>
>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Customer: "How come?"
>
>Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
>pressure
>and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
>Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
>the
>National Library last week Sir"
>
>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
>much
>will that cost?"
>
>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
>is
>$49.99"
>
>Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
>
>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
>is
>over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
>
>That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
>Sir."
>
>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
>some
>cash before your guy arrives"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
>daily
>limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
>How
>long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
>come
>and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>Customer: " What!"
>
>Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
>Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
>
>Customer: " ????"
>
>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
>bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
>also
>diabetic....... "
>
>Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
>you
>were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
>
>Customer: [Faints]
