Deadly PJs.... All New Ones....
>Proceed at your own risk...
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>Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
>On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
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>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
>Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
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>Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
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>) Smoking
>2) Drinking
>3) Charas
>4) Ganja
>5) Chicken
>6) Mutton
>7) Oily food
>8) Masala
>9) Sleep & obesity
>10) Pollution
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>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
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>Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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>Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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>okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
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>(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
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>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
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>A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
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>"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
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>The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
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>"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
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>The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
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>By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
>YOU >TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
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>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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>"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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>A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
>bath, >but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere
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>one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile >his call gets
cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on >talking..they
start liking each other..and finally they get married.
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>A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
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>because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
>Proceed at your own risk...
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>
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>Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
>On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
>
>
>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
>Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
>
>
>Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
>scroll down for the ultimate PJ
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Further,,,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Little further...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
>enjoy....................
>
>) Smoking
>2) Drinking
>3) Charas
>4) Ganja
>5) Chicken
>6) Mutton
>7) Oily food
>8) Masala
>9) Sleep & obesity
>10) Pollution
>
>
>= Heart Attack
>
>
>means...
>
>
>
>scrolll down
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
>
>Think......
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Think..
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Bit more.......
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
>
>
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
>think
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>think
>think
>think
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>tired of thinking???
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>Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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>
>....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
>....
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>
>
>
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>
>
>
>
>
>......
>
>
>okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
>
>_______________________________________________________________________
_
>
>Acha last one...............
>
>ok whats the opp of venky's..
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>venlocks...
>(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
>
>
>
>_______________________________________________________________________
_
>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
>
>
>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
>
>
>
>
>
>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
>
>
>Ready....Steady.....PO
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
>
>
>"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
>
>
>The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
>
>
>"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
>
>
>The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
>
>
>By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
>YOU >TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
>
>
>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
>
>
>"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
>
>_______________________________________________________________________
_
>A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
>bath, >but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere
around...
>
>
>what can he do?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
>integration)
>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
>
>
>_______________________________________________________________________
_
>
>one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile >his call gets
cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on >talking..they
start liking each other..and finally they get married.
>
>
>what MORAL do u get???
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>..
>
>..
>..
>..
>...
>An IDEA can change your wife.
>
>
>_______________________________________________________________________
_
>
>A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
>
>
>
>
>
>:-(
>
>
>Guess why ?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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