Defination of Kiss...by professors

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PROFESSORS' DEFINITIONS OF A KISS

Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of
love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance
between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the
interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of
unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of
two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and
antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the
demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the
child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with
that term.
 
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the
demand is higher than the supply.
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OMG, so true :rofl:

Nice ones man...
 
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Yeah and when you go through a handful of those tuts and practice for some time you get to make the ones that I have.

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