Disturbing Beer News!

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Eazy

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Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer men turn into women. To test the theory,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8 ) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary
 
Hey..therz no point making fun of it since they are acquired by female at birth..as we had discussed in one of the earlier threads, both sexes have a totally different point of view..If men think women argue on nothing, so be it. I heard this being said in a tv programme.."The weaker sex is actually the stronger sex becos it is the weakness of the stronger sex that it gets attracted towards weaker sex" ..Whatdya say? :tongue:

PS: Its not my official reaction to the j/k thats been posted.. btw, I dont see anythg funny in it.No Offense against anyone..and I dont intend to continue this argument further.
 
well, my question to the university scientists after the results, if ever i were given a chance would be :
Why do men drink beer again and again, when they have a wife at home, who repeatedly pleads them not to drink beer!! ;)
 
Lol....Nice1 Eazy :rofl:

@Blue....

tht Question makes no sense :huh:
why do girls talk nd talk even whn not asked to :rofl: :cool2:
 
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bluediamond said:
well, my question to the university scientists after the results, if ever i were given a chance would be :
Why do men drink beer again and again, when they have a wife at home, who repeatedly pleads them not to drink beer!! ;)
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Whats wrong in drinking beer? My question is what is the consequence if women are given 8 pints of beer in an hour?...
 
lol.......... :rofl: :rofl: . Yeah even i had the same doubt :huh: ?? Didn't the scientists try the test on women??? oooooohhh...

if the results on men were that bad then on wome they must have ........
:O :O :O :O :O :O
 
"The weaker sex is actually the stronger sex becos it is the weakness of the stronger sex that it gets attracted towards weaker sex"

Hmm.... and the "weaker" sex (female) is never attracted to the "stronger" sex (male) according to you? And what abt homosexuals? No discrimination pls.
 
shrutimysore said:
Hey..therz no point making fun of it since they are acquired by female at birth..as we had discussed in one of the earlier threads, both sexes have a totally different point of view..If men think women argue on nothing, so be it. I heard this being said in a tv programme.."The weaker sex is actually the stronger sex becos it is the weakness of the stronger sex that it gets attracted towards weaker sex" ..Whatdya say? :tongue:
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You are proving the 6th point in the list given in the first post :bleh: :bleh:
 
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