bluediamond
Skilled
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There is a general feeling in the public that IISc/IIT students are
fundu. unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no
better in this respect.
So let us see what a Non IISc/IITain may face when he marries a girl
from IIT/IISC
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IISc/IIT Bride and Non IISc/IIT Groom.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see
what would be her reaction..
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS: "Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me
with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are
going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame
as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing
waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer? The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: "Kissing is fine. YOu can kiss me
provided you satisfy the following conditions. Nessary conditions: You should
be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zerO and
the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions:You should have lips.Where the number of lips is
neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining
your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions. The
guy goes mad.
GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES: "Oh Kissing, that is interesting
phenomena that occurs in nature. This is an initiaing process for sex not only
found in homosapiens but also in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels,
vertebrates invertebrates and instects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a
closed laboratory in Zuvinich in Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve
in the process of kissing but the subsequence is very random with
probability 0.672139 that a male ant kiss female ant. First observe the
behaviour of ants and cockroaches under various conditions. That will be
very interesting . Isnt't it. the guy has an heart attack.
GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science): "You want to kiss me. That is fine I
assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to
complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be
timed out. To optmise the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to
discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of
discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing
background?" The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from EE(Electrical Engineering): "So you would like to kiss me.
The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The
information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other
is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence
take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should
kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you
should never kiss me at all!" The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
:rofl:
There is a general feeling in the public that IISc/IIT students are
fundu. unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no
better in this respect.
So let us see what a Non IISc/IITain may face when he marries a girl
from IIT/IISC
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IISc/IIT Bride and Non IISc/IIT Groom.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see
what would be her reaction..
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS: "Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me
with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are
going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame
as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing
waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer? The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: "Kissing is fine. YOu can kiss me
provided you satisfy the following conditions. Nessary conditions: You should
be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zerO and
the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions:You should have lips.Where the number of lips is
neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining
your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions. The
guy goes mad.
GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES: "Oh Kissing, that is interesting
phenomena that occurs in nature. This is an initiaing process for sex not only
found in homosapiens but also in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels,
vertebrates invertebrates and instects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a
closed laboratory in Zuvinich in Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve
in the process of kissing but the subsequence is very random with
probability 0.672139 that a male ant kiss female ant. First observe the
behaviour of ants and cockroaches under various conditions. That will be
very interesting . Isnt't it. the guy has an heart attack.
GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science): "You want to kiss me. That is fine I
assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to
complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be
timed out. To optmise the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to
discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of
discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing
background?" The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from EE(Electrical Engineering): "So you would like to kiss me.
The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The
information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other
is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence
take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should
kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you
should never kiss me at all!" The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
:rofl:
