A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy
and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know
the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do,
the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called
him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand
what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I
get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and
fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to
the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to
comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated
the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
...two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy
and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know
the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do,
the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called
him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand
what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I
get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and
fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to
the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to
comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated
the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
...two with sausage and meatballs; two without."