i got the real faltu pj in a forwards ..... :tongue:
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a
sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive,
but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him
some bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, he
looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed
the motorist!!!"
:O
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
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Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
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Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a
song from film "Dil Se"
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HASINA !
Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a
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more boss....
Bcoz the joke part of it is
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.
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