Don't Mess With Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's
a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left,
but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely! "This must
be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.
[SOME] men r so stupid.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Now thatz evil.
oops 4got to mention, source:e-mail.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's
a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left,
but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely! "This must
be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.
[SOME] men r so stupid.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Now thatz evil.
oops 4got to mention, source:e-mail.
