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Adept
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving
from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a
nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated
vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum
of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits
and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do
you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must
realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they
will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the
'hair remover'.The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the
priest presented himself to customs he was asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have
nothing to declare, my son", he replied.
Finding t his reply strange, the customs officer
asked,"And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous
little instrument destined for use by women, but which
has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer
said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a
nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated
vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum
of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits
and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do
you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must
realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they
will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the
'hair remover'.The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the
priest presented himself to customs he was asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have
nothing to declare, my son", he replied.
Finding t his reply strange, the customs officer
asked,"And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous
little instrument destined for use by women, but which
has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer
said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"