There was a fly buzzing over a pond in the middle of the woods.
A fish in the pond thinks..."If that fly drops 5 inches, I can jump and eat it."
A bear near the woods sees the fish and thinks..."If that fly drops 5 inches that fish will jump to catch it, and I'll catch him and have myself a meal."
There's a hunter in the woods watching the bear. "Humm," he thinks. "If that fly drops 5 inches, that fish will jump to catch it, that bear will catch the fish, and I'll shot that bear and get quite a prize!"
A mouse nearby notices a bit of cheese in the sandwich that the hunter is eating. The rodent thinks to himself..."If that fly drops 5 inches, the fish will catch the fly, the bear will eat the fish, and the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his sandwich. Then, I'll have a snack!"
Still yet, there is a cat watching the scene. "If that fly drops 5 inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will get the bear and drop his cheese, the mouse will get the cheese, and I'll eat the mouse!"
Well...the fly finally drops 5 inches. The fish jumps and eats the fly, the bear catches the fish and eats it, the hunter shoots the bear and drops his sandwich, the mouse eats the cheese and the cat has a snack.
The moral: Everytime a fly drops 5 inches, a pussy gets pleased.
A fish in the pond thinks..."If that fly drops 5 inches, I can jump and eat it."
A bear near the woods sees the fish and thinks..."If that fly drops 5 inches that fish will jump to catch it, and I'll catch him and have myself a meal."
There's a hunter in the woods watching the bear. "Humm," he thinks. "If that fly drops 5 inches, that fish will jump to catch it, that bear will catch the fish, and I'll shot that bear and get quite a prize!"
A mouse nearby notices a bit of cheese in the sandwich that the hunter is eating. The rodent thinks to himself..."If that fly drops 5 inches, the fish will catch the fly, the bear will eat the fish, and the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his sandwich. Then, I'll have a snack!"
Still yet, there is a cat watching the scene. "If that fly drops 5 inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will get the bear and drop his cheese, the mouse will get the cheese, and I'll eat the mouse!"
Well...the fly finally drops 5 inches. The fish jumps and eats the fly, the bear catches the fish and eats it, the hunter shoots the bear and drops his sandwich, the mouse eats the cheese and the cat has a snack.
The moral: Everytime a fly drops 5 inches, a pussy gets pleased.
