Auckland Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Dominic, a big Australian man, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Dominic like most Aussies, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of *any* species. So, the Zoo managers thought they might have a solution.
Dominic (or "Dommo" as his fellow Aussies call him) was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have $ex with the gorilla for $500? Dominic showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Dommo announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to keeess er."
"Seecondlee, you must neeever till anyone about theees."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Weeell," said Dummo, "You gotta give me another wuyk to come up with the $500."
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Dominic, a big Australian man, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Dominic like most Aussies, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of *any* species. So, the Zoo managers thought they might have a solution.
Dominic (or "Dommo" as his fellow Aussies call him) was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have $ex with the gorilla for $500? Dominic showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Dommo announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to keeess er."
"Seecondlee, you must neeever till anyone about theees."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Weeell," said Dummo, "You gotta give me another wuyk to come up with the $500."
