Fun Things To Do in The Elevator

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  1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
  3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
  4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
  5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
  6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
  7. Shave.
  8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
  10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
  13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  14. One word: Flatulence!
  15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
  17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
  19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
  20. Meow occassionally.
  21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  22. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  23. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  24. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
  25. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
  26. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  27. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
  28. Leave a box between the doors.
  29. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
  31. Start a sing-along.
  32. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
  33. Play the harmonica.
  34. Shadow box.
  35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
  36. Lean against the button panel.
  37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
  38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
  39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  40. Bring a chair along.
  41. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
  42. Blow spit bubbles.
  43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
  44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
  45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
  48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
  49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Disclaimer: I am not responisble for the outcome of the above events incase one plans to do / follow the above instructions.
 
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i am gonna practice that a.s.a.p :p
 
hey, just tried that meow thing at my Aunt's aptmnt...
man, u gotta look at those ppl's face... LMAO...
will try a few more, i liked that Admiral one, gotta try that :D
 
Things To Do In An Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
 
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