Funny Letters

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave."

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist
and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past
several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying
for the post. :cool2: :rofl: :rofl:

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in

various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,

please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing

the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was

performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,

please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not

return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home

I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an

Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!)For the past several years

and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 
Merging similar threads..
thanx for the link Inzi

and great letters here, lol
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Lol this actually happened back when i was in 8th, a class mate told that to the lecturer, lol..
 
Rave said:
Merging similar threads..
thanx for the link Inzi

and great letters here, lol
Lol this actually happened back when i was in 8th, a class mate told that to the lecturer, lol..
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Once when we were in 8th std, we were playing beeroball(choochand, whatever its called, basically u have to hit other with a ball)..some 7th std guy came and started disturbing us, so one of my frnds got irritated and hurled the ball at him at close range(ball was the ones u used to get free for milo, boost etc etc, hard ones)..this guy went and complained to English teacher...here it goes "ma'am PrithviRaj hardly beat me!!"

English teacher slapped him and sent him back..poor chap!!
 
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
This is da best!! I'm still laughing , tears rolling down to my chin
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Guys i was having tea in the morning while reading this i just couldnt control
my laughter and there was tea in my mouth , rest u shud have imagined what
wud have happened.

Gr8 ones liked them all.
 
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