You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For Example:
1) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.
5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this --
They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.
1) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.
5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this --
They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.