Mohit
Forerunner
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary,
who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an
altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her
in
the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good"
and
Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our
Lord and Saviour," But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted
Mary and the teacher
said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with
the
pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher
fainted.
through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary,
who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an
altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her
in
the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good"
and
Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our
Lord and Saviour," But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted
Mary and the teacher
said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with
the
pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher
fainted.
.. i was looking for this gag few days back only .. thx for posting this ..