kin_of_evil
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This joke, I modified it a bit, but the ending part is de same
The Vehicles!
3 Married Men were walking down the road. Suddenly God appeared before them and said that
"You Men should know one thing. When people die, they arrive at Heaven and will receive a vehicle. Their status at the Heaven will be determined based on what vehicle they possess."
And HE disappears suddenly.
The 3 Men, confused, returned to their houses.
These 3 Men took their wives to a restaurant and while coming back met with an accident and all had died and sent to Heaven.
Then these 3 Men remembered what God had said. They thought, on what basis would the receive the vehicles.
God once more appeared in front of them and Said.
Man 1
God : I see you have cheated you wife lot of times. For that you get and old truck.
Man 2
Man 2 : What about me? I never cheated....
God : What?? You know lying to me is punishable by...
Man 2 : OK, Ok, I just cheated my wife once.
God : Ok, you get that old car there, Don't worry its better than that truck
Man 3
Man 3 : I..
God : No need to speak. You are a good man. You haven't done anything wrong in life. So you get one that Brand New Jaguar!
Man 3 : Thank you so much.
After sometime, the other 2 Men are looking around Heaven and they saw the 3rd Man crying loudly.
Both Men : Why are you crying? You should be happy! You have an awesome Car!!!
Man 3 : (Crying) . So?? Look at my wife. She is on those old worn out Roller Skates!!!!!
The Vehicles!
3 Married Men were walking down the road. Suddenly God appeared before them and said that
"You Men should know one thing. When people die, they arrive at Heaven and will receive a vehicle. Their status at the Heaven will be determined based on what vehicle they possess."
And HE disappears suddenly.
The 3 Men, confused, returned to their houses.
These 3 Men took their wives to a restaurant and while coming back met with an accident and all had died and sent to Heaven.
Then these 3 Men remembered what God had said. They thought, on what basis would the receive the vehicles.
God once more appeared in front of them and Said.
Man 1
God : I see you have cheated you wife lot of times. For that you get and old truck.
Man 2
Man 2 : What about me? I never cheated....
God : What?? You know lying to me is punishable by...
Man 2 : OK, Ok, I just cheated my wife once.
God : Ok, you get that old car there, Don't worry its better than that truck
Man 3
Man 3 : I..
God : No need to speak. You are a good man. You haven't done anything wrong in life. So you get one that Brand New Jaguar!
Man 3 : Thank you so much.
After sometime, the other 2 Men are looking around Heaven and they saw the 3rd Man crying loudly.
Both Men : Why are you crying? You should be happy! You have an awesome Car!!!
Man 3 : (Crying) . So?? Look at my wife. She is on those old worn out Roller Skates!!!!!
