This might look like a spoof of the preggie daughter one but its not ...
There is this guy who gets a call from his servant he calls him to tell him that his pet parrot died.... the guy says the same one that we got for 10k at that exhibition and who could talk in many languages.. the servant says yeah the same one. The owner is upset for a seconds .. then says hmm well there is hardly anything we can do now but u know how he might have died... the servant said i think he died because of eating rotten meat...the owner says how the hell did he get rotten meat in his food. the servant said it must be one of the horses who died while running or maybe due to the excess heat... the owner says running from what and what heat... the servant says o sorry i forgot to tell you that ur house caught fire and the barn doors were locked and the horses couldnt escape in time....the owner is pretty much shaken by now.. and asks how did the house catch fire... the servant says we were using candles in the house ... the owner asks him y were there candles used in a wooden house when we have electricity... the servant says it was for ur mother's funeral she died when she got here yesterday nite... the owner almost in tears asks how did she die... the owner says that ur mother arrived pretty late in the night and was fidgeting with the door and he thought that it was a robber and hit him with all his might with an axe...
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There is this guy who gets a call from his servant he calls him to tell him that his pet parrot died.... the guy says the same one that we got for 10k at that exhibition and who could talk in many languages.. the servant says yeah the same one. The owner is upset for a seconds .. then says hmm well there is hardly anything we can do now but u know how he might have died... the servant said i think he died because of eating rotten meat...the owner says how the hell did he get rotten meat in his food. the servant said it must be one of the horses who died while running or maybe due to the excess heat... the owner says running from what and what heat... the servant says o sorry i forgot to tell you that ur house caught fire and the barn doors were locked and the horses couldnt escape in time....the owner is pretty much shaken by now.. and asks how did the house catch fire... the servant says we were using candles in the house ... the owner asks him y were there candles used in a wooden house when we have electricity... the servant says it was for ur mother's funeral she died when she got here yesterday nite... the owner almost in tears asks how did she die... the owner says that ur mother arrived pretty late in the night and was fidgeting with the door and he thought that it was a robber and hit him with all his might with an axe...
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