LifezGooD
Contributor
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed.
GUTS : Is arriving home after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS : Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the a$$ and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion.
GUTS : Is arriving home after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS : Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the a$$ and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion.