There were 2 women, Linda, and Angie standing at the Pearly Gates of heaven, exchanging stories on how they died.
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
