krishnandu
Skilled
Well, I know this is going to be another lol or :rofl: thread but still I'm blank and don't know what steps should I follow...One more thing, this thread may get a little bit long, but please read if you have time and help me out...
Don't know whether should I posted this in http://www.techenclave.com/general-talk/the-personal-hygiene-thread-184246.html but then again I thought I need much more suggestions than just Hygiene...
@Mods, please merge if you think so.
Here's is the case history...
Never thought of being that type of trendy guy or smart guy....but then again I think I became the local geek whom others ask for gadgets recommendations(I take help of TE and other reviews though ), the person whom people calls when virus attacks are there on their PC's or their PC's start behaving abnormally. Then I realize I missed many important parts on my life. I get confused or ashamed when waiters in restaurants asks me something in english and I can't even hear what they say, afraid of being to some newer place when I'm not with my friends.
I even feel everyone is looking at me when I wait for friends in some place when they are late. And the list is too long...
What I want to be...
Physical Makeover :
First of all dresses...I can't even wear dresses with matching colours, don't have any taste...and end up choosing non trendy boring dresses. So I need some shirts both formal and informal and some pants both formal and informal for office and casual...
Secondly, some shoes same here both formal and informal.
One criteria for both shoes and shirts...they must be trendy....
Need an appointment with a dentist, as I get black spots on my teeth, as I'm a chain smoker.
Personal Makeover:
Well, I don't know where to do here..?? I know English, I'm from English medium school, I can understand...but can't speak...I mean I get nervous while speaking and can't remember the actual words when speaking, but in case of writing it's ok I guess...what say??
Some of my friends suggested to listen english music, watch english movies...but I get headache while listening to them...I don't like rock or metal ones. But I liked Oozy, GnR, Pink Floyd, Bryan Adams, Green Day etc. But in case of english movies I don't understand any word and end up watching them with subtitles.
Now some imp. things that I think are, walking style, confidence(don't know about what type of confidence), speaking style...etc.
The main thing is, being a 24x7 online guy, I don't have that much friends in real life, and end up being online and satisfy every needs from online. So I'm at my home most of the times, didn't like sports, so never played cricket, or football or so. Now the life is just come to office and then go back to home and online again....
Well, asked some of my neighbours to help me with the dresses, they suggested Fancy Market and said they will help me. But I'm too shy to ask about the 2nd part internal makeover.
So along with trolling if some of you please give me some tips that can help me for being smart, I'll be really grateful. I just want to be the someone you know who's smart, trendy, and girls like them(ghas dalte hain)
Well, let the troll begin hyeah:
Don't know whether should I posted this in http://www.techenclave.com/general-talk/the-personal-hygiene-thread-184246.html but then again I thought I need much more suggestions than just Hygiene...
@Mods, please merge if you think so.
Here's is the case history...
Never thought of being that type of trendy guy or smart guy....but then again I think I became the local geek whom others ask for gadgets recommendations(I take help of TE and other reviews though ), the person whom people calls when virus attacks are there on their PC's or their PC's start behaving abnormally. Then I realize I missed many important parts on my life. I get confused or ashamed when waiters in restaurants asks me something in english and I can't even hear what they say, afraid of being to some newer place when I'm not with my friends.
I even feel everyone is looking at me when I wait for friends in some place when they are late. And the list is too long...
What I want to be...
Physical Makeover :
First of all dresses...I can't even wear dresses with matching colours, don't have any taste...and end up choosing non trendy boring dresses. So I need some shirts both formal and informal and some pants both formal and informal for office and casual...
Secondly, some shoes same here both formal and informal.
One criteria for both shoes and shirts...they must be trendy....
Need an appointment with a dentist, as I get black spots on my teeth, as I'm a chain smoker.
Personal Makeover:
Well, I don't know where to do here..?? I know English, I'm from English medium school, I can understand...but can't speak...I mean I get nervous while speaking and can't remember the actual words when speaking, but in case of writing it's ok I guess...what say??
Some of my friends suggested to listen english music, watch english movies...but I get headache while listening to them...I don't like rock or metal ones. But I liked Oozy, GnR, Pink Floyd, Bryan Adams, Green Day etc. But in case of english movies I don't understand any word and end up watching them with subtitles.
Now some imp. things that I think are, walking style, confidence(don't know about what type of confidence), speaking style...etc.
The main thing is, being a 24x7 online guy, I don't have that much friends in real life, and end up being online and satisfy every needs from online. So I'm at my home most of the times, didn't like sports, so never played cricket, or football or so. Now the life is just come to office and then go back to home and online again....
Well, asked some of my neighbours to help me with the dresses, they suggested Fancy Market and said they will help me. But I'm too shy to ask about the 2nd part internal makeover.
So along with trolling if some of you please give me some tips that can help me for being smart, I'll be really grateful. I just want to be the someone you know who's smart, trendy, and girls like them(ghas dalte hain)
Well, let the troll begin hyeah: