How Can a Student Possibly Pass

TheBroker

Skilled
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. :)

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 122 days GONE. Days left 141.

4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6.1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10.Theater Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"Then how can a student pass ??" :no: :no: :no:
 
Well, thats an old one....but as most of you might already realised its completely untrue... havnt you heard of overlapping?? You dont talk, eat, play or sleep during the holidays? :|
 
Back
Top