How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

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How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

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10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass and an unknown number of hares.
 
.... and one more....

78 year old Irish woman in court for stealing a tin of peaches...Magistrate says to the woman "now tell me how many slices were in the tin?"...."9" replies the woman... "well i'm going to give a sentence to match the crime" replies the magistrate "9 days in jail!" The womans husband at this point stands up and says loudly... "she also stole a tin of peas"...............
 
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