1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every
action there is an equal and
opposite reaction. This implies you
have caught the lion (Assuming that
you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get
tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion
should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion's in and we are
out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to
pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with
it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is some
where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t.
the lion to trace out the lion.
7. The Sardar's Method:
Don't try. You'll get
caught by the lion...
Let, the lion catch you. For every
action there is an equal and
opposite reaction. This implies you
have caught the lion (Assuming that
you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get
tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion
should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion's in and we are
out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to
pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with
it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is some
where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t.
the lion to trace out the lion.
7. The Sardar's Method:
Don't try. You'll get
caught by the lion...
