Daddy says: "Hi honey, this is Daddy…..is your mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frankâ€
Brief pause.
Daddy says: “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey.â€
"Yes I do. He’s upstairs with Mommy now.â€
Daddy says: â€Honey, let’s play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy’s home.â€
â€Okay, Daddy.â€
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did what you said, Daddy.â€
"And what happened?â€
"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She’s not moving anymore.â€
“I’m sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?â€
â€He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool…but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water."
"Swimming Pool ?? what swimming pool ?? Is it 212-5416-420."
"Sorry Wrong Number."
"No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frankâ€
Brief pause.
Daddy says: “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey.â€
"Yes I do. He’s upstairs with Mommy now.â€
Daddy says: â€Honey, let’s play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy’s home.â€
â€Okay, Daddy.â€
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did what you said, Daddy.â€
"And what happened?â€
"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She’s not moving anymore.â€
“I’m sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?â€
â€He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool…but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water."
"Swimming Pool ?? what swimming pool ?? Is it 212-5416-420."
"Sorry Wrong Number."