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escaflowne

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country

BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!

Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said BOLE TO..........
TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
 
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Lol!!!

Awesome!!! :rofl: :rofl:
 
escaflowne said:
It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country

BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
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Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
good one...:rofl:
 
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