rahul.cnbc
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hey friends
found some good ones on WCG.... just for u people.......enjoy:rofl:
1.
hyeah:
When Lord Nelson saw a French ship on the horizon, he said, "Cabin boy, get my red jacket." The cabin boy ran and got the coat. Just before Nelson engaged in battle, he put the red coat on. Several days later, there were two French ships on the horizon. "Cabin boy, bring me my red jacket." And again, just before he engaged in battle he put the red coat on.
One of the new sailors on board who witnessed this asked, "Why do you always put on your red jacket just before we engage in battle? "I wear the red jacket just in case I'm wounded during the battle. I don't want my troops to see any blood. As commander of the fleet, I must never show any fear during battle."
Several days later, the entire French fleet was spotted on the horizon. "Cabin boy, bring me my brown trousers!"
2.
Gorilla Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"
"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
3.:cool2:
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
that's all for now.:S
found some good ones on WCG.... just for u people.......enjoy:rofl:
1.
hyeah: When Lord Nelson saw a French ship on the horizon, he said, "Cabin boy, get my red jacket." The cabin boy ran and got the coat. Just before Nelson engaged in battle, he put the red coat on. Several days later, there were two French ships on the horizon. "Cabin boy, bring me my red jacket." And again, just before he engaged in battle he put the red coat on.
One of the new sailors on board who witnessed this asked, "Why do you always put on your red jacket just before we engage in battle? "I wear the red jacket just in case I'm wounded during the battle. I don't want my troops to see any blood. As commander of the fleet, I must never show any fear during battle."
Several days later, the entire French fleet was spotted on the horizon. "Cabin boy, bring me my brown trousers!"
2.
Gorilla Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"
"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
3.:cool2:
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
that's all for now.:S
