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if u want to kill a lion , follow any one of the following step.
Newton's method. (third law)
Let the lion to kill you, then obviously the lion will die by itself.
NarasimmaRao method -
Why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime it will die by
aging.
Rajnikanth method -
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion
will live in fear and die soon in fear.
Kamal method -
Go near the lion and cry like anything....lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha method -
Just kill it !
Manirathnam method -
Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep murmuring something
in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method -
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness will fall in
love with each other. Now send another lioness into the forest,
followed by a lion. First lion loves the third lioness and the
second lion loves the 4th lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness into the forest. U dont understand.(just
like paarthaale paravasam) right...
ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u won't!
Barathiraja Method -
killing the lion.. damn it.... En iniya gramathu singangale !
Karunanidhi's Method-
Telecast in Sun TV, how the Lion dragged you, pushed you, squeezed
you, hugged you in regular intervals of 3 mins, 24 hours everyday,
People watching Sun TV will get bored of seeing this nonsense and
kill the lion by themselves.
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if u want to kill a lion , follow any one of the following step.
Newton's method. (third law)
Let the lion to kill you, then obviously the lion will die by itself.
NarasimmaRao method -
Why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime it will die by
aging.
Rajnikanth method -
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion
will live in fear and die soon in fear.
Kamal method -
Go near the lion and cry like anything....lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha method -
Just kill it !
Manirathnam method -
Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep murmuring something
in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method -
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness will fall in
love with each other. Now send another lioness into the forest,
followed by a lion. First lion loves the third lioness and the
second lion loves the 4th lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness into the forest. U dont understand.(just
like paarthaale paravasam) right...
ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u won't!
Barathiraja Method -
killing the lion.. damn it.... En iniya gramathu singangale !
Karunanidhi's Method-
Telecast in Sun TV, how the Lion dragged you, pushed you, squeezed
you, hugged you in regular intervals of 3 mins, 24 hours everyday,
People watching Sun TV will get bored of seeing this nonsense and
kill the lion by themselves.
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