Killer Pj

[Rogue]

This is really a great suspense...!!!!!
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> >>Read it carefully to know what it is.
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> >>A man is driving down the road and breaks down
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> >>a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on
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> >>door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I
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> >>the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
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> >>even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
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> >>he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he
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> >>the monks what the sound was, but they say, We
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> >>can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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> >>The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and
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> >>goes about his merry way. Some years later, the
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> >>man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
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> >>monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his
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> >>That night, he hears the same strange noise that
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> >>The next morning, he asks what it is, but the
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> >>reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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> >>The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to
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> >>know. If the only way I can find out what that
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> >>was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
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> >>The monks reply, You must travel the earth and
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> >>us how many blades of grass there are and the
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> >>number of sand pebbles. When you find these
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> >>you will become a monk.
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> >>The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years
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> >>later, he returns and knocks on the door of the
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> >>monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and
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> >>have found what you have asked for. There are
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> >>145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
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> >>231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
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> >>The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a
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> >>monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
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> >>The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the
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> >>head monk says, The sound is right behind that
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> >>The man reaches for the knob, but the door is
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> >>locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
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> >>The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
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> >>Behind the wooden door is another door made of
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> >>stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
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> >>The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only
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> >>find a door made of ruby. He demands another key
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> >>from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door
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> >>until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
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> >>silver, topaz, and amethyst.
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> >>Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to
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> >>The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the
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> >>turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed
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> >>find the source of that strange sound.
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> >>. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because
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FEELZ LIKE KILLING THE ONE WHO POSTED IT TO ME.

 

[Rockyme2002]

LOL ...i cant believe i went thru it again

 

[XTerminator]

This was posted before if i am not wrong.....

Anyways...such PJs are generally MASKs area of expertisehyeah:

 

[tifosi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh!!!

I always fall for these things

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

my GF had told the same thing 2 years back & i felt like :chair: . .. but controlled myself... & told her that she didnt know the answer cause was neither a monk & she was :cursing:

 

[Josh]

arrrrggggghhhhh !!!!!

 

[hunt3r]

i cant blv it either. Come across these kinda jokes so many times, still fell for it :ashamed:

 

[Rogue]

Hey Guyz I mentioned that it was a killer pj , but seriously I felt the same when I read it 4 the 1st time.

 

[Checksum]

not funny!!