skylark
Contributor
Simple laws of life:
1) Any tool, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
2) When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
3) If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
4) If you change the queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
5) When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
6) The probability of meeting someone you know increses when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
7) When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
8) As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untill the coffee is cold.
9) After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
1) Any tool, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
2) When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
3) If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
4) If you change the queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
5) When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
6) The probability of meeting someone you know increses when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
7) When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
8) As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untill the coffee is cold.
9) After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
