I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully w ith luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish
off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully w ith luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish
off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
