Lovely Professional University

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I was looking in TDF in education section & a thread by name Lovely caught my attention. Seriously what kind of name is that
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So a TDF member posted it's review, read it here :

Lovely Professional University review

1) Faculty: The faculty compromises mostly of undergraduates(Btech) and there are very few professors. Some of the faculty is helping but many of them will mark you absent for "indiscipline".But none of the faculty is brilliant. Very few actually know what they are teaching.

2) Library: The library is comparable to most school libraries in foreign countries but leaving that aside it still sucks by indian standards. Most of the times you wont find the book you want because it is taken by some other student. The university has 25000+ students and the library is very cramped. There are very few books which are outside of syllabus. Its definately not a good place to sit and have a good informative read.I dont even want to mention the magazine subscriptions.

They have around 100 computers with internet connection which is fast enough for regular browsing but beware these computers run on 400 mhz AMD processor(under kill even by browsing standards) and 512 MB RAM to save power. And you will never find a computer thats not occupied.

3) Hostel: They are increasing hostel charges after this sem. they charge around 50000 rupees for a 4 seater and 60k for 2 seaters(approx) . The rooms are fine. not cramped but also not very spacious. They have coolers and hot water geysers which do work. Cleaners come to clean the rooms couple of times a week. They have wifi in hostel and the speeds range around 256kbps to 8 mbps (no kidding) depending how close to the access point you are. In some rooms you will get downloading speeds of around 250 KBPS to 1 MBPS . The average is around 30 kBPS atleast. But in some rooms you wont be even able to connect. But the wifi is not reliable and goes down just when you need it.

Food is not bad if you are a holocaust victim or are hungry for centuries. On occasions you may have to push and steal just to get a roti. Some days they just hold the roti high up in the air and the one who jumps up highest gets the roti. You will probably have to wait 20 minutes to get a spoon to eat in this damn place.

Your other options to eat are very limited. Non veg is not allowed inside the campus. The kiosks near to the hostel sell 2 paranthas for 20 rupees and they are as thin as roomali roties . The campus cafe is quarter to decent and mostly overcrowded. your other option is to eat at chicken dhaba outside the campus but i wont review it. Its your average national highway dhaba but way way more overcrowded . (30 mins to 1 hour to get your butter chicken + 10 mins for each roti at peak hours) . you may also travel 5 kms + to jalandhar or Lucky dhaba.

4)University rules : No smoking , No drinking , No drugs, No multimedia mobile phones. (This may be fine for some parents but i think its completely childish). There are however many many "ways" by which you can get your daily dose of himachali marijuana or beer).

75 % attendence is compulsary or you WILL be detained for the semester. If you fall ill give them the medical report but there are still 70% chances that you will get detained.

5-8 assignments + 1 term paper per subject(may or may not be fine according to your viewpoint).

I am too tired to write more rules now but feel free to ask

5) placement? If you are an average student forget it. Get your dad to open a business for you or go for higher studies. Good students can do great things without even going to college.

About the students: Most of them are dumb****s who cudnt pass an enterence test and cant write a half decent review(like me).

first impression:

nice buildings nice girls yaay im in heaven!

after some days when the sem starts and you get notice the population around you and have to wait in lines to get a spoon then you will know the first impression was a satan's way of luring you into hell.

Verdict: join this university if you dont get admission any other place and your dad has lots of money but not enough to pay donation to better colleges. If you like lots of girls and dont mind the over populated places then this is the place to be.in
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and one more :

Manager : Hi Welcome for the interview, so from which university you finish you graduation

Dude : Sir Lovely University

Manager : Ahmm I understand son, its been a lovely university to you, but whats its name ?

Dude walks away in the oblivion of disgrace
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I have read it's other reviews online & they are also quite like this. Seems it is IIPM for undergrads
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Since it is more of a rant, I didn't post it in Education section. Mods can move this...

Source - http://www.thinkdigi...1188-post7.html
 
Some days they just hold the roti high up in the air and the one who jumps up highest gets the roti.
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the first impression was a satan's way of luring you into hell.
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extremely funny.

OT: was it this university which was in the news for some murder that happened outside its hostel gates or something a month or so back?
 
Next they'll come up with Sexy Professional University!
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Hope I don't stir up the hornet's nest by using the 'sexy' term!
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My college is far more superior than it , "Mats university" , looking into my situation, my principal has agreed to downgrade minimum attendance requirement to 5% specially for me
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, i dont have to submit any assignments, only do complete practicals just before doom day.

I am extremely happy with my college, no matter i have to drive 85km to the college. Also i have plans to throw some nice goodies to our principal once i graduate from three
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he he nice post, But I hope not offensive to anyone studying there..

Btw here are 2 gems from eastern India as far as names go:

>Silicone Institute of technology

> Hi Tech Medical college
 
When i first saw its ad on tv i wondered was it a serious study campus or just a legal advantage for all lovers to make love freely in that university.
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If so then here are the thoughtful syllabus subjects that came to my mind:-

1st sem:

Intro. to love.

Lovely prof. university--your true professional license to make love, anywhere anytime. We teach, you practice. is our mantra.

Our professional professors will guide you gently through all the abcds of love. No matter if you are noob or an expert in boob.
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Befriend a guy/gal.

Some love novels to read and make students aware about love-- romeo-juliet, heer-ranjha etc..

2nd sem:

How to attract any guy/girl within secs.

How to convince the parents of opp. sex to let their child out and explore the world.

Letter writing.

Texting, blank calling.

Maintaining healthy relationships with multiple pals without being disclosed to your current partner.
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...its not called cheating ok..its just about loving someone and satisfying your urges..
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Flirting.

Revenge.

Double crossing.

Trust

Betray.

Money management while shopping/dining/splurging etc.

3rd sem:

what is kiss? How to kiss. Kissing variants.

Human anatomy.

Convincing the same-sex person for liking.

And before qualifying for 4th sem, an Industrial visit to Khajuraho or Kamatipura.
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Then a project accordingly on their observations and a small practicals worth the extra marks.

India laws about marriages/affairs/rapes/molestations/harassment/allegations etc.

Women security and rights.

Difference between love and lust.

4th sem:

Learn the art of making love--the most exciting part for what students were awaiting since their admissions. ...whole paisa vasool

Kamasutra a-z steps followed by some practicals. (strictly male-female) [timings 12am-5am] Available on first come first serve basis.

Protections for both. And their variants.

Emergency contraceptive options.

When to take risks and how.

One night stands.

Pregnancy and termination.

Abortion.

Divorce.

Final project and practicals.

Externals will be gorgeous beautiful babes who are either divorced, had break-up, used or dumped by their ex or others or simply social sufferers. Also some stud, cool, handsome guys who are too fell prey to above consequences. So respect them and enjoy with them. Enjoy happy lustrous flirty exams.
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Here are the final pass out certification rankings--
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Fail!--why the hell is this person on earth??

Pass class--can hopefully attract a women and dare to date.

2nd class--can have successive dates n able to please women...doesnt mind going a step further.

1st class--ability to convert the date into a serious relation.....prominent kisser and can acquire easy license to touch and play.

Distinction--godlike...reach new heights and capture every instance in love........mastery in bed.

Convocation speech-- All lovely pass outs, now that you are certified lovers and got the license to love, go ahead love anybody and showcase your talent. Wish you good luck for upcoming affairs. Be safe be active. Love and get loved.
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[font=arial, sans-serif]#nRiTeCh - OMG you made my day & this thread worth checking once. I am almost fallen off from chair, ROFL !!
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btw what about internships & m tech ?
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hmmm. Well it is like any other B-grade college out there, with students getting placed regularly in Infy/Wipro/TCS..etal.

As for the name, the university was started by the people who own Lovely Sweets in Punjab. They are quite a big group that make 'mithai' and supply them all over North India as well as export to Canada, US, etc. ( places populated by Punjabis).
 
CA50 said:
#nRiTeCh, that syllabus sound awesome, whats the eligibility criteria ?
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Well the criteria should be for anybody previously failed in other streams.

But priority will be given to candidates failed in their past relationships or not keeping upto the mark. People who are either divorced, had break-up, used or dumped by their ex or others or simply social sufferers of whom undue advantage has been taken and those who are molested or harassed in either ways.
Yes freshers are too welcomed.

People not knowing how to approach a girl/guy or anything other which is almost discussed in the vast syllabus above.

Prospectus will only be given at 75% discounted rate if you ask for it along with mentioning your partners, ex or the persons complete details who you want to be with.

The motto is-- Why hide when the idea is to take a deep ride.

And no caste bias whatsoever. Every wannabe lover will be treated equally and will get equal opportunity to explore.
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Exams of 1st and 2nd sem will be held during daytime and thereafter for 3rd and 4th sem, after midnight along with practicals.
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So its an appeal to all students please try practicing to sleep during daytime after completion of your 2ns sems.

ATKT and re-examination will not be conducted on any grounds as we are 110% sure everyone will pass out with atleast by a 2nd class.
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And this is the only university in the world where you wont see any copying or cheating business during exams as students are welcome to write their own innovative answers but relating to the subject.
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i can just hope LPU admin guyz don't see this thread, and may put a letter to forum admin regarding removal of the thread or giving legal case dhamki
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