Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple.
Two calves that will never become cows.
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.
Twenty nails that won't hold a board.
A chest that won't hold linen.
Two boobs that won't give milk.
Two buns that won't feed anyone.
A belly button that won't button.
Two balls that won't roll.
An ass that won't pull a plow.
An organ that won't play music.
A cock that won't crow.
He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple.
Two calves that will never become cows.
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.
Twenty nails that won't hold a board.
A chest that won't hold linen.
Two boobs that won't give milk.
Two buns that won't feed anyone.
A belly button that won't button.
Two balls that won't roll.
An ass that won't pull a plow.
An organ that won't play music.
A cock that won't crow.
