Merry Christmas!

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Merry X'mas everyone:)

Enjoy the day:ohyeah: and get the blessing of the jesus:hap2:

Happy New Year, let this year be full of joy and Success:clap:
 
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho & his girlfriend Jung Lee were
sitting by the ocean. It was a romantic full moon when Huan Cho said "Hey honey, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets just look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh come on sweetie, let's you & I play Weeweechu. I love you & it's the perfect time" Huan Cho begged.

"But I'd rather just hold your hand & watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho & said, "OK! we'll play Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar & they both sang........

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas & a happy New Year."
 
In my personal opinion every day should be a celebration :)....But here this is something i like from southpark

Merry ****ing Christmas

I heard there is no Christmas,

In the silly Middle East..

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,

They have different religious beliefs...

They believe in Muhammad,

And not in our holiday...

And so every December,

I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry ****ing Christmas

Put down that book, The Koran

And hear some holiday wishes

Incase you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's Birthday

So get off your heathen Muslim ass

And ****ing celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,

I've heard..

They don't hang up their stockings,

And that is just absurd..

They've never read a Christmas story,

They don't know what Rudolph is about...

And that's why in December,

I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry ****ing Christmas

Drink eggnog, and eat some beef

and pass it to the missus

Incase you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's birthday

So get off your heathen Hindu ass,

And ****ing celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,

Everyone just lives in sin...

They pray to several gods,

And put needles in their skin...

On December twenty-fifth,

all they do is eat a cake...

and that is why I'll go to Japan,

and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry ****ing Christmas

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.

Incase you haven't noticed,

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

and Merry ****ing Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..

Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists

and all you atheists too..

Merry ****ing Christmas to you.

Thank you, Mr Hat..
 
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