arun_rulezzz
Discoverer
hi im arun, and im the general manager of indiaflames.co.suck, the world cipher games 2007s sponsor and its an honor to be here. alot of changes have been made from our old sponsors from who we've taken the torch, and im here to list them out.
1. first of all we're increasing the number of cities to participate in the world cipher games from 6 to 12. statistics say that we earn more money that way and we want money, let us be honest with you. the more of you that come for the contest, the more money we get. its kinda tough paying for the 12 cities though, but the official sponsor for the world cipher games covers that so we dont care. ofcourse we'll have the whole place done up nicely with huge banners and all and with lots of pcs for the gamers and thats the only place where we have to spend money
(((( . to reduce our costs we'll be renting low end pcs for your high end games so youll experience lag. hey, atleast now we're frank about it.
2. since alot of gamers have been complaining about the rules and regulations and stuff we came up with the ultimate solution. we decided not to have any rules at all ! this means that we wont tell you which games you will be playing at the world cipher games, let alone the rules IN the game. you may log onto www.worldciphergames.com and read the official rules but we dont give a **** because we dont follow that shit. this is technically what used to happen in previous years, we're just telling you now so you know for sure. go ahead, practice need for speed but at the venue youre most likely gonna play multiplayer pinball. and if you practice pinball and come to the venue, we'll tell you to play tank on an 8 bit console because we make the rules here on the spot, not you. who do you think you are anyway? we dont work for you! dont get us wrong. we want you to be all-round gamers. dont forget that we want money too. so...
3. .....we have hiked the registration charges to 300 rupees. dont wanna pay? fine. dont go to kenya for the world cipher games 2007 grand finals.
4. because we are the sponsors we have every right to insult you and hurt your feelings. so if you dont abide by our "rules" , you have to prepare to be hurt. we have an employee who gets PAID to hurt people and he can do it very well indeed.
5. when you win the world cipher games in india and are THIS close to going abroad, we want you to sign a couple of contracts. you knoowwwww.... earlier organisers used to just pass the contract over with a smiling face and say "hey gamer, sign here _______ " and drowned in your happiness you sign the long sheet of paper without reading it, getting no hint from the organiser that the 4th point in the contract says in small "by signing here, i agree to have a 2 foot rod inserted up my ass" so you sign, give your passport details and go happily home. we at indiaflames have reformed that system. we understand how desperate kids are to go abroad, how can a small 2 foot rod keep them away from the country they love ? so we write the text in big. let me show you a draft for our 2007 events winner form.
xxx THE WORLD CIPHER GAMES 2007 xxx
name :
surname :
passport number :
winner of game :
sex : male/female/not sure/havent checked/yes/no
terms and conditions :
1. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
3. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
4. BY SIGNING THIS FORM YOU AGREE TO HAVE A 2 FOOT METAL ROD INSERTED UP YOUR ...
5. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
6. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
7. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
8. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
9. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
10. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
signature :
gamers who dont comply can forfeit. our main objective is monopoly. we dont care if the best indian gamers dont get to go abroad ! we just like the players who kiss our ass the most and NOT the best gamers. this is india. this is what we do here. we dont compare ourselves to other countries who are wayyyy better than us. we have to prove we suck more than they do when it comes to organising an event and continue the tradition. so if you read rule number 4 and dont agree to sign, no problem. you still paid your registration fee and we have the money. if nobody wants to sign, great ! we get to keep all the money plus the air fare and hotel reservations money as well. but for those players who do sign by somehow missing our text , we are going to punish you and hurt you to an extent you cant imagine (unless you do want that rod to be inserted. that we do with a smile
) which includes trying to con you into believing that a 2 foot rod is beneficial to the human body and if you dont agree with that too, we'll find some other way to drive you to the point where you cant take anymore and maybe even commit suicide (remember that employee paid to hurt people? he gets paid extra here). hell, we dont care. we just want the money and by then you wouldve already given us your foreign exchange endorsements worth 20 k or so and we'll keep it and use your money as bait to bring you to our office where we can shove that rod up your ass and ask you if you like the feeling of victory in a gaming event hosted by us.
we like to be open with our gamers. we express our true feelings and dont pretend to be happy when we're not. we dont pretent to be polite when we want you to tell you to **** OFF. we want to make gaming in india something that it already is, and more. we are indiaflames.co.suck, we own you b**ches and we're your new sponsors.
Atleast we dont lie.
arun
(laxmipati) general (store) manager of indiaflames.co.suck
xx indiaflames xx
we want you to know what WE want
ps : message to indiagames - people treat you the way you treat them =)
1. first of all we're increasing the number of cities to participate in the world cipher games from 6 to 12. statistics say that we earn more money that way and we want money, let us be honest with you. the more of you that come for the contest, the more money we get. its kinda tough paying for the 12 cities though, but the official sponsor for the world cipher games covers that so we dont care. ofcourse we'll have the whole place done up nicely with huge banners and all and with lots of pcs for the gamers and thats the only place where we have to spend money
(((( . to reduce our costs we'll be renting low end pcs for your high end games so youll experience lag. hey, atleast now we're frank about it.2. since alot of gamers have been complaining about the rules and regulations and stuff we came up with the ultimate solution. we decided not to have any rules at all ! this means that we wont tell you which games you will be playing at the world cipher games, let alone the rules IN the game. you may log onto www.worldciphergames.com and read the official rules but we dont give a **** because we dont follow that shit. this is technically what used to happen in previous years, we're just telling you now so you know for sure. go ahead, practice need for speed but at the venue youre most likely gonna play multiplayer pinball. and if you practice pinball and come to the venue, we'll tell you to play tank on an 8 bit console because we make the rules here on the spot, not you. who do you think you are anyway? we dont work for you! dont get us wrong. we want you to be all-round gamers. dont forget that we want money too. so...
3. .....we have hiked the registration charges to 300 rupees. dont wanna pay? fine. dont go to kenya for the world cipher games 2007 grand finals.
4. because we are the sponsors we have every right to insult you and hurt your feelings. so if you dont abide by our "rules" , you have to prepare to be hurt. we have an employee who gets PAID to hurt people and he can do it very well indeed.
5. when you win the world cipher games in india and are THIS close to going abroad, we want you to sign a couple of contracts. you knoowwwww.... earlier organisers used to just pass the contract over with a smiling face and say "hey gamer, sign here _______ " and drowned in your happiness you sign the long sheet of paper without reading it, getting no hint from the organiser that the 4th point in the contract says in small "by signing here, i agree to have a 2 foot rod inserted up my ass" so you sign, give your passport details and go happily home. we at indiaflames have reformed that system. we understand how desperate kids are to go abroad, how can a small 2 foot rod keep them away from the country they love ? so we write the text in big. let me show you a draft for our 2007 events winner form.
xxx THE WORLD CIPHER GAMES 2007 xxx
name :
surname :
passport number :
winner of game :
sex : male/female/not sure/havent checked/yes/no
terms and conditions :
1. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
3. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
4. BY SIGNING THIS FORM YOU AGREE TO HAVE A 2 FOOT METAL ROD INSERTED UP YOUR ...
5. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
6. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
7. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
8. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
9. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
10. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
signature :
gamers who dont comply can forfeit. our main objective is monopoly. we dont care if the best indian gamers dont get to go abroad ! we just like the players who kiss our ass the most and NOT the best gamers. this is india. this is what we do here. we dont compare ourselves to other countries who are wayyyy better than us. we have to prove we suck more than they do when it comes to organising an event and continue the tradition. so if you read rule number 4 and dont agree to sign, no problem. you still paid your registration fee and we have the money. if nobody wants to sign, great ! we get to keep all the money plus the air fare and hotel reservations money as well. but for those players who do sign by somehow missing our text , we are going to punish you and hurt you to an extent you cant imagine (unless you do want that rod to be inserted. that we do with a smile
) which includes trying to con you into believing that a 2 foot rod is beneficial to the human body and if you dont agree with that too, we'll find some other way to drive you to the point where you cant take anymore and maybe even commit suicide (remember that employee paid to hurt people? he gets paid extra here). hell, we dont care. we just want the money and by then you wouldve already given us your foreign exchange endorsements worth 20 k or so and we'll keep it and use your money as bait to bring you to our office where we can shove that rod up your ass and ask you if you like the feeling of victory in a gaming event hosted by us.we like to be open with our gamers. we express our true feelings and dont pretend to be happy when we're not. we dont pretent to be polite when we want you to tell you to **** OFF. we want to make gaming in india something that it already is, and more. we are indiaflames.co.suck, we own you b**ches and we're your new sponsors.
Atleast we dont lie.
arun
(laxmipati) general (store) manager of indiaflames.co.suck
xx indiaflames xx
we want you to know what WE want
ps : message to indiagames - people treat you the way you treat them =)
. So you couldnt expect anything more 