Not As Sweet As Should Be ~ School Laughter

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This happened at Harvard University few days ago. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question.

"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day." :tongue:
 
Another school laughter:

At a university (possibly in US), the teacher walked into the class and then told a very funny adult joke. though the male students were burst in to laugh, the female students couldnot stand such a joke in the class and they all decided they will show that they dont like adult talks in class at all.

on the next day, the teacher walked in, and then said, "hei, do you know there is a acute shortage of prostitues in Iraq? our marines are starving."

at this point, as they decided before, all the female students stood up and attempted to leave the class room. they all walked toward the door.

The teacher read their mind, and said, "hey! dont rush, the next plane to iraq is not within 6 hours."
 
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