Spacescreamer
Innovator
A man reached the pearly gates wen he died.. and St Peter looked a little bit baffled after looking into the log Book ..
"What is it O Venereable one..?? " Asked the man ..
St Peter said .." Son.. there seems to be some complications here.. "
"And what they wd be , may i ask ..? "
St Peter :" Well u see Son .. i made a tabular account of the incidents which u did in ur life and its quite a surprise that your Positives and Negatives add up to be exactly zero ..
U got the same chances to remain in Hell as u got for a place in Heaven.. i cant really make a decision .."
"May i see the Log entries please" requested the Man ..
St Peter : " Well .. its not allowed.. bt lets see.. if u can resolve the deadlock .. be honest. Come .. have a look "
After inspecting it for a while .. the man said wid a smile .." There seems to be one incident which is not listed here.. "
"And what that might be ..?"
"Well .. u see.. once i was coming back from a party .. when i saw this dame sorrounded by a pack of goons , every single one of whom seemed drunk .
They were passing comments and it wdnt need any one special to guess what they would have done in time to come .. "
St Peter.. : "Carry on Son .."
" So u see... i rushed to the scene .. ran past all and stood next to the girl in danger and challenged to those perverts .. " Anyone touching this fine lady wil be dead meat .. "
St Peter.. " Thats so very brave .. bt this is so thrilling .. what next.. "
"Well .. as soon as i said this .. the girl dashed off in a direction and dodges two of the six swines and disappears in a lane .. leaving those b*stards spitting fire... In a flash .. half of them were swinging chains , a few others started approaching me with knives and sticks .. "
"But i stood my Ground.. and didn panicked one bit .. i had done my self protection training nicely during my high school days .."
St Peter.. : "Bravo young man .. Bravo .. this surely is an act of bravery .. i grant u a pass into heaven this instance.. bt strangely.. this is not listed.. wen did all this happend my Son .."
Man : "Oh .. just abt 5 minutes before i reached here u see... "
"What is it O Venereable one..?? " Asked the man ..
St Peter said .." Son.. there seems to be some complications here.. "
"And what they wd be , may i ask ..? "
St Peter :" Well u see Son .. i made a tabular account of the incidents which u did in ur life and its quite a surprise that your Positives and Negatives add up to be exactly zero ..
U got the same chances to remain in Hell as u got for a place in Heaven.. i cant really make a decision .."
"May i see the Log entries please" requested the Man ..
St Peter : " Well .. its not allowed.. bt lets see.. if u can resolve the deadlock .. be honest. Come .. have a look "
After inspecting it for a while .. the man said wid a smile .." There seems to be one incident which is not listed here.. "
"And what that might be ..?"
"Well .. u see.. once i was coming back from a party .. when i saw this dame sorrounded by a pack of goons , every single one of whom seemed drunk .
They were passing comments and it wdnt need any one special to guess what they would have done in time to come .. "
St Peter.. : "Carry on Son .."
" So u see... i rushed to the scene .. ran past all and stood next to the girl in danger and challenged to those perverts .. " Anyone touching this fine lady wil be dead meat .. "
St Peter.. " Thats so very brave .. bt this is so thrilling .. what next.. "
"Well .. as soon as i said this .. the girl dashed off in a direction and dodges two of the six swines and disappears in a lane .. leaving those b*stards spitting fire... In a flash .. half of them were swinging chains , a few others started approaching me with knives and sticks .. "
"But i stood my Ground.. and didn panicked one bit .. i had done my self protection training nicely during my high school days .."
St Peter.. : "Bravo young man .. Bravo .. this surely is an act of bravery .. i grant u a pass into heaven this instance.. bt strangely.. this is not listed.. wen did all this happend my Son .."
Man : "Oh .. just abt 5 minutes before i reached here u see... "